For when your humor is as bold as your hookset

Soft cotton comfort with the irreverent Pickle Thick design

Don’t wear scratchy fabric or weak gags

Don’t miss your shot at this cult favorite

I found it scrawled in the margins of a late-night review: “I’m Pickle Thick.” It made less sense the longer I stared at it, and yet it felt truer than half the things I’d heard on a dock. A shirt for the unapologetic, the loud, the ones who carry a cooler in one hand and a story in the other. Soft ring-spun cotton that doesn’t complain, a relaxed fit that doesn’t judge, and a design that guarantees you won’t blend into the bait shop wallpaper. Wear it once, and you’ll never have to explain it—though you’ll want to.

• ✅ Premium ring-spun cotton—soft enough for the long haul
• ✅ Relaxed, mid-weight fit built for good times and tall tales
• ✅ Bold “I’m Pickle Thick” graphic—irreverent and unforgettable
• ✅ “Es not icchy” feel—keeps you comfortable no matter the crowd

Pull it on and be ready: somebody’s going to ask. And you’ll have the perfect story waiting.