Kayak, or Die™ Long Sleeve UPF 50 Performance Hoodie
Rebel Rays – UPF 50 Long Sleeve for Endless Exposure
$70.00 USD
Typical delivery times range from 5 to 7 days
Kayak, or Die™ Long Sleeve Performance Hoodie: Shield the Sun
Unleash Ben Franklin's "Join, or Die" rebellion in this UPF 50+ long sleeve hoodie that guards kayak insurgents from UV assault. KOD logo graces the chest, snake woodcut spans the back, and bold script arms your sleeves for total coverage. Built for endless exposure, it wicks sweat and fights fade so you outlast the glare.
Designed for All-Day UV Defense and Moisture Mastery
✅ UPF 50+ blocks 98% of harmful UV rays for proven sun safety on open water
✅ Moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat away and dries fast to keep you cool
✅ Lightweight 4.2 oz 100% polyester feels soft against skin for ultimate comfort
✅ Anti-bacterial treatment ensures freshness through multi-day adventures
✅ Breathable interlock knit promotes airflow to prevent overheating
✅ Fade-resistant colors and graphics hold strong against relentless elements
Real-World Performance
You're grinding a 10-hour flats session under brutal midday sun, sweat building and rays pounding—but the Kayak, or Die™ Long Sleeve Performance Hoodie wicks moisture instantly, its UPF 50+ barrier deflects burn while the breathable fabric vents heat, letting the hood drop low as you spot that tail and strip-set without scorching or stinking up the cockpit.
End sunburn sabotage on your next drift—arm yourself with the Kayak, or Die™ Long Sleeve and fish fearless today.
Kayak, or Die™ Long Sleeve Performance Hoodie FAQs
It blocks over 98% of UVA/UVB rays, perfect for long kayak sessions without sunscreen reapplications.
Yes, the moisture-wicking polyester evaporates sweat and light spray fast to keep you dry and focused.
Standard men's fit allows easy layering—pick your usual hoodie size for unrestricted paddling.
